Screeching one-legged bitch Heather Mills is alleging that estranged husband Paul McCartney physically assaulted her on several occasions over the course of their marriage, and that the former Beatle also consumed alcohol and drugs to excess during that time.It would be very easy right now to make a joke about McCartney needing lots of drugs and booze to survive living with a shrill gold-digging monopede like Heather, but I won't, because I'm above that. I will also refrain from making humorous comments about Mills deserving to get the shit kicked out of her for being nothing but an opportunistic harpyish peg-leg who, had she not gotten so much attention for having her limb whacked off in the first place, would never have met someone like McCartney, and been put in a position to leech off him. There's absolutely no need for remarks like that.
Getting back to the story...
In court papers filed by Mills' attorneys, the model and anti-landmine advocate alleges that McCartney attacked her while she was pregnant, and once stabbed her in the arm with a broken wine glass (it wouldn't have done any good to stab her in the leg). Mills also accuses Sir Paul of verbally abusing her, calling her an "ungrateful bitch" (so honesty is a crime now?), and - this is hilarious - of "objecting vociferously" when Mills wanted to buy a bedpan so she wouldn't have to drag her asymmetrical carcass to the john in the night.
Damn, Paul. That's cold.
