Media mogul/tedious bastard Sean "Nickname of the Week" Combs says he never really loved his bootylicious ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez, because he was too busy carrying a torch for his current squeeze, model Kim Porter.
"When I was with Jennifer I got caught up," says Combs. "She was fine. The hype can pull you in. ... Y'all are looking good together, and it's feelin' good, and the relationship is genuine. There was love there, but it just wasn't this type of love."
I know what you're saying, P. I felt the same way when I switched from Oreos to Mallomars for awhile. I loved Mallomars, but it just wasn't the same. And now that I'm back to Oreos, I couldn't be happier.
