Thursday, October 26, 2006

Nicole Richie Enters Treatment Facility

Human hatrack Nicole Richie has entered a "diagnostic treatment program" with the aim of figuring out why she can't put on any weight.

A spokesperson close to Richie told US Weekly that Richie is not being treated for an eating disorder, and a second source told US that the Simple Life star may be suffering from a rare blood disease.

Richie's rep, Nicole Perma, reiterated the "it's not an eating disorder" line, telling E!, "It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder."

Okay. We got it. It's not an eating disorder.

Hey, everybody, pass it on. Nicole Richie does not have an eating disorder.

Did you hear me? Nicole Richie does not have an eating disorder! So stop saying she does. Now. Or else.