Monday, October 23, 2006

Nick Carter Calls Paris a Pothead. Paris Says, "Who Now?"


Paris Hilton's ex, newly-minted reality star Nick Carter, says that Paris is a pothead - such a huge pothead that when she goes on trips she crams her teddy bear full of the stuff and smuggles it onto airplanes.

"If she was going overseas she'd cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis," says the obviously bitter former Backstreet Boy. "She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences."

Well, why shouldn't a girl be able to have a puff when she wants one? All these damn prudish laws. A girl like Paris, she can't be dragged down just because other people are a lot of fuddy-duddies.

By the way Nicky, what's the deal with you also telling tales about Paris's lovemaking issues?

She relied heavily on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform.

I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out.

It never occurred to you, did it Nicky, that maybe Paris was only pretending to be passed out so she wouldn't have to endure having sex with you. Because having sex with you was such a chore that she couldn't deal with it any longer. Because getting squirted in the face before the guy even gets it in isn't really that fun after awhile.