Thursday, October 12, 2006

Jacko Says He's Not a Woman

Pop singer/child molester Michael Jackson is denying reports that he has been traipsing around St. Tropez dressed as a tall, skinny, mummy-faced woman.

"Mr. Jackson has not visited St. Tropez in recent years," said the freakish star's rep, "nor has he donned a woman's hat and pumps for disguise."

So I guess this isn't Michael Jackson:


It's just the ugliest woman on the face of the earth.