Pop singer/child molester Michael Jackson is denying reports that he has been traipsing around St. Tropez dressed as a tall, skinny, mummy-faced woman.
"Mr. Jackson has not visited St. Tropez in recent years," said the freakish star's rep, "nor has he donned a woman's hat and pumps for disguise."
So I guess this isn't Michael Jackson:
It's just the ugliest woman on the face of the earth.