The gender and name of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's second child have been revealed: It's a boy and its name is Jayden James Federline.Odds of K-Fed giving up strip clubs and booze to stay home and take care of the kids: 5000-1.
Odds of Britney moving off the couch any time in the next two months: 6000-1.
Odds of Jayden James growing up to be a quantum physicist: 1000000-1.
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Courtney Love is now taking credit for talking Pete Doherty into entering rehab (this after she reportedly mentored Whitney Houston through her own drug troubles).Odds Courtney is telling the truth: 200-1.
Odds Courtney is actually sober now herself: 500-1.
Odds the coroner will be able to identify Love's body as that of a human being after she dies: 10000-1.
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Wesley Snipes, in Namibia shooting a movie, has said he will not put his work on hold to return to America and face charges of tax fraud.Odds Wesley ever sets foot in America again: 20000-1.
Odds Wesley ever has a hit movie again: 30000-1.
Odds Wesley is adopted by either Angelina Jolie or Madonna and made into a sex slave: 3-1.
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are officially officially getting married in Italy on November, 18. Officially.Odds Katie Holmes is lucid during the wedding ceremony: 5000-1.
Odds Tom Cruise wears elevator shoes during said ceremony: Even.
Odds Mr. Spock gets drunk and punches Alf at the reception: 2-1.
