How vaguely homo-erotic.---
Kate Moss is trying to clean up would-be fiance Pete Doherty's act.Here's a list of self-improvement tasks Moss has charged her drug-addled squeeze with, that he might one day make himself worthy of her wash-out supermodel love:
1. Stop hanging out with dirt-bags (I guess that would include his bandmates)
2. Stop using drugs (good luck there sweetie)
3. Start eating properly (no more deep-fried Twinkies at two in the morning)
4. Spend two hours a day writing poetry and music (or picking your bellybutton if you don't feel up to these)
5. Call your little Katie-kins three times a day (that one smarts)
6. Stop flirting with groupies (again, good luck)
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Jennifer Aniston has told Oprah Winfrey that she and Vince Vaughn are still together.Meanwhile, Vince is threatening to sue several tabloids that claimed he was caught messing around with some ho at a charity event earlier this month.
Dispelling rumors of a break-up on Oprah, taking tabloids to court over unfounded stories - ah, young love.
