Madonna is going on Oprah to defend herself for stealing her new Malawian baby away from its father. And all I have to say is, "Somebody call the men in the white coats." (video link)At what point did this bitch go off the rails exactly? Was it when she decided she was the only English person ever born in Detroit?
Lose the accent Madonna - you sound like a complete asshole!
And Madonna, dearie - do you really think it's a good idea to admit you don't read the newspaper? I mean, we all know you're a total numbskull, but that doesn't mean you have to confirm it for us.
And poor little David Banda, stuck for the next eighteen years of his life with this godless nutbag. Kid would've been better off being snatched in the night by a lonely gorilla.
