Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Heather Mills Wants to Become an Advocate For Battered Women

Having accused Paul McCartney of physically abusing her, cosmic bitch Heather Mills now says she wants to work for a charity that aids victims of domestic violence.

"She basically wants to make the most of a dreadful situation," said a friend of Mills, "and is determined to keep up her charity work. The charities she's mentioned are Refuge and perhaps Shelter which deals with women, the victims of domestic abuse, who have been forced out of their homes."

These are legitimate charities I'm assuming. Ones that deal with women who have actually been abused, and aren't just saying they've been abused because they want to smear a person at whom they've become bitterly angry. In which case Heather Mills wouldn't seem like a very appropriate spokesperson.

This bitch is great - either she's the biggest liar in the world or a complete psychotic.

Or Paul really did beat her, in which case I might want to avoid getting too cozy on his bandwagon.