Model Elle MacPherson is no longer a completely self-absorbed twit - thanks to a therapy session with that noted head-shrinker the Dalai Lama.
MacPherson, who was once considered hot but is now just another BoToxed old turd, got so bent out of shape over fellow empty-cranium Heidi Klum stealing her nickname "The Body" that she was even considering legal action. Then, according to MacPherson, a once-in-a-lifetime meeting changed her perspective.
"A few people have made me stop in my tracks," says MacPherson, "and the Dalai Lama would be one of them."
Now, thanks to the Lama's divine presence filtering into her body, MacPherson no longer cares if Klum uses her nickname.
I'd suggest that the Dalai Lama set up a meeting with Naomi Campbell, but I'm afraid two minutes with that bitch would cause even His Holiness to forsake pacifism.
