Daytime T.V.'s answer to Methuselah, Price is Right host Bob Barker, has announced that he will be retiring effective next year.Barker has been grabbing models' asses backstage of the wildly popular guess-the-price program for 35 years now, but has actually been in TV for fifty, beginning his career in 1956 on Truth or Consequences.
Barker will be sorely missed, especially by fat black women.
