Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Naomi Campbell is Satan. Bow Down, Ye Unworthy Scum.
Out-of-control supermodull Naomi Campbell is in trouble with the law yet again.
Campbell, who is already the subject of a on-going assault case involving her housekeeper and a flung phone, has been been arrested in London for allegedly attacking her drug counselor.
The unnamed therapist, who must think she doesn't get paid nearly enough at this point, filed a complaint against Campbell at a central London police station on Wednesday, alleging that Campbell had scratched her all over the face.
A spokesperson for Campbell says it is all a "misunderstanding" that will be "sorted out when the police investigate."
I would suggest locking Campbell up and throwing away the key, but at this point I don't think it would do any good. She would just melt the bars by grabbing onto them and get away.
Nothing short of an exorcism is going to cure this flaming bitch.