Saturday, October 21, 2006

Brandon Davis Reaches a New Low. For This Week.

Check-bouncing, disturbingly perspiratory waste-of-space Brandon Davis has apparently gotten tired of viciously taunting Lindsay Lohan, and has decided to target skeletal meth-addict Nicole Richie instead.

Davis, whose skin produces more petroleum than the entire nation of Saudi Arabia, reportedly sauntered into some kind of silly L.A. party a couple nights ago, and headed straight to where fellow knuckleheads Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were hanging out. Everything was fine for awhile, then, according to a witness, Davis wigged out for no apparent reason, pointed his finger in Nicole's face and screamed, "Fuck you!" over and over until Nicole couldn't take it anymore and left.

Nice people-skills there Brandon. And to the parents of this human vomit-chunk - great child-rearing guys.

Seriously. Wolves could've done a better job raising this kid.