Crabbie doesn't feel like writing today, so here are some links to other places:
Paris Hilton dancing it up. Perhaps stoned, perhaps not.
Snoop Dogg busted for smuggling a weapon into John Wayne Airport in Orange County. Honestly Snoop. Just cause it's called John Wayne airport...
John Spencer, the guy running against Hillary Clinton in New York, says Hillary used to be ugly as hell, then spent millions on plastic surgery and became...uh...a little better, I guess?
Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter confirms that he's going to be going nudie in his new play. Daniel's still a little young for the Crabster - but only by about six or seven days.
Did Heather Mills once steal the identity of a British print journalist also named Heather Mills? According to the journalist Heather Mills, yes. According to me, the one-legged McCartney-smearing Heather Mills needs to go away, and fast.
