Thursday, July 12, 2007

Brad And Angie Drafting A Pre-Nup


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married, probably next spring. In the meantime, the kid-collecting screen pair have been busying themselves drawing up a $220 million pre-nup - because they want to make sure their kids are taken care of financially should they ever divorce. Said a source to the National Enquirer:

They are very responsible parents and want to protect their children's futures, so they're making sure all their assets are accounted for in this pre-nup.

Normally couples sign pre-nups because they're trying to protect their own assets from each other, but of course not Brad and Angie, who will never have to worry about a messy, contentious divorce because they're just not that kind of people. If it weren't for the kids they'd just fly off and get married, and then if something did go wrong and they did divorce, they'd just get together and decide who got what and air-kiss and be on their merry way. No acrimony or squabbling or hiring private detectives or perhaps even hit-men. Not from these angels.

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