Jessica Simpson told Harper's Bazaar that she has no problem with the idea of getting her boobs done, but made a point of reassuring everyone that the ones she has now are in fact God-given. Said Simpson of her feelings about cosmetic surgery:
I've had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. ... Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real.
Yes Jessica, we're sure they're real. And no we don't want to feel them to find out. Life is not an Adam Sandler movie so please don't bother with that particular gag.
Of course, any time one brings up the subject of plastic surgery, one naturally thinks of Jessica's cosmetically-altered sister Ashlee. We all know Ashlee had a rather radical nose-job. Here's what Jess said about her own as-yet unaltered proboscis:
I love the bump in my nose.
A dig at Ashlee? I think so. Obviously there is a ton of resentment between these two, mostly because everyone agrees Ashlee is way hotter now. Jessica continues, rather defensively:
People have said that I've had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I'm photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?
Translation: "I am not a loon like my sister Ashlee who has her face re-arranged on almost a weekly basis. What you see is what God gave me, and men are apparently pretty happy with that, because they keep wanting to have sex with me. How many of you bitches can say you fucked Nick Lachey, John Mayer, Jude Law and Jake Gyllenhaal? Not too many. So back the hell off."
Jeez Jess - simmer down some, okay girl? We believe you that your boobs are real. Damn, they better be real - cause if those saggy, floppy things are store-bought, I'd say you got shafted.
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