Saturday, July 7, 2007

Longoria And Parker Marry - Again



Eva Longoria and Tony Parker made it official in the eyes of that great delusion in the sky known as God by standing for a ceremony in some joint called the Church of Saint Germain l'Auxerrois which is near the Louvre. Legally they were already married - they got that taken care of Friday at Paris City Hall - but when you're famous of course one wedding is just not enough.

Guests for the affair reportedly included Eva's Desperate Housewives co-stars Felicity Huffman and Nicolette Sheridan, as well as Sheryl Crow, Jessica Alba, Mario Lopez and Ryan Seacrest. No word yet on whether Lopez and Seacrest hooked up at the hotel but I'm guessing yes. For those who enjoy accounts of gratuitous displays of wealth: Eva and Tony reportedly received a pair of engraved $3000 watches among their gifts, and the bridesmaids all got $400 snakeskin clutches. I haven't been able to find any pictures of Eva and Tony so you'll have to content yourself with Huffman and her man William H. Macy leaving the hotel, and Nicolette Sheridan looking like she's about to faint.




It couldn't have been the heat that bothered Nicolette - people who've had that much plastic surgery no longer experience those kinds of sensations.

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