Why is Renee Zellweger walking like this?
A. She has a load in her pants.
B. She's down to 65 pounds and is afraid the draft from a passing Vespa might knock her over.
C. She's hallucinating again...she thinks she's in a graveyard and has to tip-toe to keep from waking up the dead bodies.
D. She had half a whiskey shot at a bar and is now drunk.
E. She's Renee Zellweger.
