Thursday, March 6, 2008

James Haven Claims Angelina Was "Too Sensitive" to Attend Pre-Oscar Party With Jennifer Aniston


Angelina Jolie
and Jennifer Aniston were scheduled to be at the same pre-Oscar party - this was known by everyone well in advance - but at the last second Angie skipped out. This disappointed those who thought some juicy report would come out of the party about how much Angie and Jennifer clearly hate each other.

Of course, we all know that Angie skipped the party because deep down she's ashamed of herself for stealing Brad away from Aniston, and she simply couldn't face Jennifer. This is not the explanation Angie's brother James Haven is offering however.

"Angie is an incredibly strong but also incredibly sensitive woman, and she would always be careful when another woman's feelings are concerned,” Mr. Undead told Grazia magazine. "She'd go out of her way to make sure there was no situation that would hurt another woman because of her, and I'm talking about a situation like one of Brad's ex partners or his ex-wife."

Of course James would insist that Angie skipped the party out of consideration for Jennifer's feelings - this is because James worships Angelina like a goddess. He's disturbed.

Honestly, if Angelina were even half the being James Haven thinks she is, then I'd say she should be put up for sainthood immediately. Unfortunately, James lives in a complete fantasy world, one that revolves around Angelina and his sick incestuous desire for her. One day, James is going to have intensive therapy, and all this shit is going to come out...and then he's going to write a book, which will be the sickest, most depraved, wonderful book in the history of the world.