"Socialite" Paris Hilton insists that her sexy public persona is all just an act, and that in real life she's a wet blanket."People shouldn't judge me and assume that's how I am," Paris says of her reputation as a sex-pot. "I get in so many fights with guys who are like, 'In public, you are the sexiest sex symbol, but you're not sexual at all at home.' ... I'm like, 'Whatever, shut up. I don't wanna be.' I'd rather watch a movie or Lost, or like, eat."
Wow, Paris's life sounds a lot like the Crabster's. Blissing out in front of the tube with a big glass bowl full of Smarties. Only difference is, the Crabster would actually prefer to be having sex. With most of the same people Paris is apparently not having sex with. But not Travis Barker. Crabbie had a bad experience with a pierced cock once (profuse anal bleeding is not fun kids).
