Katie Holmes must've thought being married to Tom Cruise would make her a true high-roller, but she discovered on Thursday that this is not necessarily the case. Katie, in Germany with Tom while he shoots his controversial new movie Valkyrie, tried getting into the opening party of Berlin Fashion Week with Suri - only to be turned away because the event was already full. In true bland, pleasant Katie fashion, the snubbed Scientology wife made her way to the nearest park and whiled away the afternoon with her daughter, apparently unbothered by the fact that she'd just been Gummi Beared. Said a witness:
She was all smiles. You would never have thought she had just been turned away from a party. I'm sure someone will lose their job over that decision.
Katie is always all smiles - that's because the Scientologists bored a hole in her skull, drained all her brains out and replaced them with tapioca. I'm certain that had it not been for genius Suri leading her to the park, Katie would've spent the rest of that day wandering in forlorn circles, until Tom finally came and led her off.
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