Crabbie got bored yesterday and went to see Transformers. It's actually somewhat amusing - if you can get past the fact that you're a grown man sitting there watching a bunch of robots fight each other. The theater was full of kiddies of course - the smell of Axe almost overpowering. A lot of them I suspect were there because of Megan Fox who is the new hot piece of tail all the boy heteros are lusting after. Aside from one or two lingering shots of Megan's shapely hips, there isn't much of her in the movie though. Oh sure, she has a lot of screen-time - it's just that, even when she's there, she's not there. There ain't nothing to be there. Girl has no discernible personality. Plus her skin is bad. They must've used spackle on her face. The whole movie, in Crabbie's opinion, is carried by Shia LaBeouf, who I was skeptical of before, but not any longer. Kid's a star. Megan - she's the next Shannon Tweed.
