Crusty pop-star Madonna appears ready to follow in the foosteps of Angelina Jolie - not by having sex with Brad Pitt but by adopting an African baby.
Madonna arrived in the poor African nation of Malawi today to browse the selection of AIDS orphans and see if there's anything she likes. Too callous? Sorry.
But seriously. What if the kid doesn't go with the drapes? It's not like you can just bring an African AIDS orphan back to the store.
What the hell is the matter with me?
Madonna - you have to give her credit for tackling this cause. She's like Mother Theresa. Catholic and worried about the orphans. Course Mother Theresa never crucified herself in concert - that we know of.
