Paris Hilton filed a police report early on Wednesday morning, in which she alleged that the model Shanna Moakler had punched her in the face during an altercation at the L.A. nightspot Hyde.
Moakler, who is best known for having been married to grody tattooed rocker Travis Barker, also filed a police report around the same time, claiming Paris's companion, Stavros Niarchos, had poured a drink over her head.
Paris, through publicist Elliot Mintz, alleges that she herself never struck Moakler, and that Moakler actually approached her and began shouting obscenities before unleashing the punch.
It has been previously reported that Hilton was messing around with Moakler's ex, the aforementioned Travis Barker. Which would tend to explain, I suppose, why Moakler would not be the world's biggest Paris fan.
First of all - Paris. You don't really expect us to buy this, "I was innocently enjoying myself when this crazy bitch came out of nowhere and started swearing at me and then punched me" routine, do you? We know you better than that Paris. We know you had to do something to set this bitch off, beyond messing around with her ex. You just can't help yourself.
Second of all, I thought Paris and Stavros Niarchos were done. I thought Niarchos was messing around with Lindsay Lohan. I just can't keep these crazy cunts and their boy-toys straight anymore.
Third of all - isn't it hilarious that Paris Hilton got punched in the face?
