Britney Spears's favorite aunt, Chanda McGovern, wants her wayward niece to leave behind her life of fame and fortune and return to her people in Louisiana. Says McGovern:
Britney has to sort her priorities out and quickly, before it is too late, otherwise she may end up dead. ... It is heartbreaking to go from knowing Britney as she was as a child to seeing how she is now, with everything falling apart. It is sad. ... It has all gone horribly wrong for Britney and I am truly terrified about what might happen to her. ... She needs to come on home to Louisiana where people love Britney for Britney and where they see past all of her fame and celebrity. ... Out in California, she can't go to the shops, the movies or a restaurant without a camera in her face, or people watching her every move.
Hmm, yes - Britney should move back to Louisiana to get away from all the photographers. Cause as we know, photographers don't know how to buy plane tickets. Sorry aunt Chandra - I know you mean well, but you're a day late and a dollar short. The time for Britney to get away from the crazy Hollywood lifestyle and return to her humble roots passed awhile ago. Cause you see aunt Chandra, in spite of the sad condition your niece is in, she actually likes living that way. She wants to party, and have people take her picture, and be the center of attention. She can't live without it now. Even if she did go back to Louisiana, it would only be temporarily. She might stay there long enough to recharge her batteries, but soon she would be back on the plane to L.A. Cause that's who she is now. The little Britney you remember is long-gone. Once a person gets on that crazy train - well, there ain't no getting off. You just have to ride that thing till it crashes. And by the way, that stuff about Britney needing to get her priorities straight? What do you think her priorities ought to be? Family first, then partying? You're not seriously suggesting that Britney should set aside her nutty lifestyle for her kids, are you? My goodness, aunt Chandra - aren't you old-fashioned. I suppose next you'll be suggesting Britney should buy a girdle, or enter a Betty Crocker bake-off. Wake up and smell the booze-vomit, aunt Chandra. This is 2007, not 1957.
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