Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina, insists that her image as a hard-partying negligent parent is a false one. Said Dina to Harper's Bazaar:
Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom! ... Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I'm not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pasta's going to stick, okay?
Hmm, Dina's not a party-mom, and she's obviously not much of a cook either. But oh, Dina's got a theory as to why people keep seeing her in this negative way - it's because she looks like Ann-Margret. Says Dina:
If I looked like a tire, they wouldn't even give a damn. ... And I'm not that hot, trust me.
Oh, come on Dina - don't sell yourself short. You're very hot. For a tire. But seriously, Ann-Margret? I don't know. Margaret Bourke-White maybe. Or Ann Landers.
But enough about Dina herself. What everyone really wants to know about is Lindsay. Is she an alcoholic or isn't she Dina? Well, spill it:
She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in. And she's from an addictive personality genetically.
I see, it's genetic. And what side of the family does she get that addictive-personality gene from, Dina? Can't be your side, cause as we know, you're not a party-mom. Must be Michael then. Oh, that Michael - it's all his fault, isn't it? His bad genes. Yes, of course - you had nothing to do with shaping your little daughter's personality. You were only her mother. What could you have done?
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