Britney Spears was admitted to Century City Medical Plaza in L.A. last night to deal with a broken tooth. There's no official word on what happened to cause the tooth to be broken, but we can all use our imaginations (cock-rings sound like a good idea...).
By the way, if you're in the mood for some completely pointless video of Britney at the hospital, X17 has it. And there was an eyewitness account from the scene too, which had Britney expressing displeasure at her inability to procure medication. Said the source:
She was smiling for the cameras, but the moment she got into the elevators she was complaining to her bodyguards that it was unfair her tooth was broken, and she couldn't take painkillers.
Ha, that's funny - Britney complaining about not being able to get happy pills. Conveniently, in front of witnesses. Sort of like Lindsay with that damn water-bottle. Meanwhile, she's got prescription slips falling out of her bag...
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