Old, bald midget actor Bruce Willis and freakish alien husband-murderer Courtney Love were spotted making-out at an Amy Winehouse concert at the Roxy on Sunset Blvd. March 19. This is news for the simple fact that, for the first time in recorded history, Amy Winehouse's show was not the most revolting spectacle taking place at an Amy Winehouse show.
According to reps, the lip-lock session between Willis and Love was not a sign of anything more significant, but was merely a "quick hi." Really. That's how friends say hi now. By sucking on each other like a pair of horny teenagers. Did I ever mention that I was good friends with Brad Pitt? He doesn't know, but the next time I see him, I'm going to make sure to say hi to him - then he'll know.
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