David and Victoria Beckham met up with rapper Sean Combs at the Automat Bar in London last night, and got completely loaded on Cristal. Hmm, I wonder if Becks holds Poshy's hair for her when she pukes, or if she's got someone else to do that.
Poshy's nipples are dangerous weapons when she's sober, so imagine how deadly they are when she's drunk. Seriously - you have to be careful if you're going in to suck one of those things. One wrong move and you could lose an eye.
Aw, she's hanging all over him and muttering and stuff. Ain't that cute? They're such a loving couple of dimwitted booze-monkeys.
