I'm not that conversant with English law, but apparently, it's written someplace that if you're a member of the royal family you have the right - perhaps even the duty - to grab every boob that comes within range of your hand. In this case the hand belongs to Prince William, the guy who's eventually going to be king of England, and the boob to an 18-year-old Brazilian student named Ana Ferreira, who met William at a nightclub in Bournemouth, Dorset while the prince and some of his tank-brigade buddies were taking a night off. Well, you know, he was there, she was there, her boob was there, and these things happen. Er...but now somebody has to explain that to Prince Charles, who's apparently pretty cheesed after finding out about William's boob-grab on top of Harry's little photographer mishap the other night. Well, I say Prince Charles needs to chill out. These guys are young and at least one of them is hot (not Harry), and when you're young and hot and royal, boobs are just naturally going to wind up in your hand. What, Charles never groped that psycho Diana before he married her? Of course he did. And every other boob within striking distance. Charles's problem is that, ever since he married that kraken Camilla, he's forgotten what sex is. He's jealous that his lads are running around groping hot-looking young Brazilian students while he's in bed with a chick who makes Winston Churchill look like Rita Hayworth. Give it a rest Charles.
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