Tom and Katie get into the St. Patrick's Day spirit by dressing Suri up in a little green outfit. Oh, looks like little Suri lost a sock. Or is that some kind of creepy Scientology thing? They only allow their babies to wear one sock, cause two socks would piss off the alien ghosts.
Hey, is Tom's arm looking bulgy? Wow, he must be working out. Maybe he figures he has to be fit if he's going to be Jesus. Not like that other skinny Jesus. He was such a wimp. Dying after being hung on a cross for a couple of days. If they did that to Tom, he would just yank his arms and legs free of the nails and hop down. And jump up and down on a couch.
