Wild-haired movie-star Nicole Kidman has become pregnant, according to Woman's Day magazine. Kidman had been taking fertility treatments for months, reports the mag, and has finally managed to become sperminated by hubby Keith Urban. Says a source close to Nicole and Keith:
They've been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole's been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she's been aching to have a baby. It's all she's been talking about for ages
So, I guess Keith's years of drinking and drugging didn't render him impotent after all. Great job Keith. And Nicole - congratulations to you, babe. Something finally managed to take root in that barren womb of yours. Now you'll have a little nipper to mold and shape as you see fit. One word of advice though - keep the poor little kid away from Tom, all right? If it's a girl and she's cute enough, that sick fuck might try to marry her.
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