Media moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are in the market for new noses, reports MSNBC's Jeanette Walls. The twins, who've become steadily more freakish and vampire-like since their days as adorable TV stars, have both consulted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Canodia about having their proboscises snipped, and are set to go ahead with the procedures. Said a friend of the girls:
Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done. When she talked to her sister about it, she loved the idea.
Ah - so that's what the Olsen Twins talk about when they're not wandering the streets like undead Stevie Nickses. They discuss their noses. I was thinking it was either that or the works of Kant.
Seriously though, if I'm close to the Olsen Twins - perish the thought - I'm taking this nose-job talk as a serious warning sign. I mean, these chicks fit the classic profile of the Michael Jackson-like freak - childhood fame, increasing isolation from reality, the need to be in a constant state of physical flux. What are these two going to look like in five years or ten? Are their noses going to be dropping off without warning? Will they be dressing their kids in burqas? Will they live in their own private amusement park that's finally raided by police searching for evidence of bizarre sexual activity? Has all this stuff happened already and we don't even know it?
(Yes, I realize they've both already had nose-jobs.)
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