Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Sienna Miller Parties With Sean Combs


Maybe they're not having a fling, but Sienna Miller and Sean Combs at least seem to enjoy each other's company. The actress and the rapper, who were rumored to have had something going on in New York a few months ago, got together again last night at the Paper club in London - but this time it was only for partying, and this time Sienna had her boyfriend Jamie Burke with her.

So now someone will have to explain this to me - why in hell does every A-lister in Britain find it necessary to be seen hanging out with Sean Combs? First it was Poshy and Becks, and now it's Sienna. What strange hold does this simpleton have on the British mind anyway? As near as I can tell, the man is little more than a rich degenerate. All right, so maybe his parties are fun - what, Brits can't throw their own fun parties? Come on, you mean to tell me Sienna, Poshy and Becks couldn't cook up a wild time together? Of course they could. Especially if they invited William and Harry, and let them run around groping all the fake boobs (except Poshy's, unless she wanted them to, which she probably would). I'm sorry, I just don't get the appeal of these rappers. Do people think being around them will give them street-cred? Wow, I'm so ghetto - I hung out with Sean Combs. Cripes, Sean Combs is ghetto? In his Bentley with his gold Rolex dangling out the window? Guy's a rich douchebag. If he ever met up with any real ghetto-thugs he'd probably curl up in a ball and cry for daddy to come save him. And they'd probably kick his ass too, just for being such a sissy. Damn - and British people are supposed to be so much smarter too. Guess we can throw that one out the window.

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