Paris Hilton has found herself a new man to pretend to not be a lesbian with. His name is Josh Henderson (Ashlee Simpson's ex), and according to the Star, Paris is completely goo-goo over him. Here's what a source had to say about their St. Paddy's Day get-together:
They couldn't take their eyes off of each other. ... Paris looked completely smitten with Josh. She just kept smiling and laughing at everything he said, like she was under his spell. They actually make a really good looking couple.
Josh cast a spell on Paris. What did he do, dangle a shiny watch in front of her face? You are getting very sleepy - yes, your other eye too. Now you will do whatever I say. You will act like a shameless whore and pretend to be embarrassed. Oh, wait...that's you already. Why am I bothering to hypnotize you then? Oh yeah, cause I want to have sex with you...
The Star's source says Paris and Josh were seen together in the backseat of a friend's Hummer after hanging at Area Saturday night. Quoth the source:
Paris and Josh sat in the backseat of the car by themselves for about 15 minutes. ... It was just the two of them talking and flirting. I guess they wanted to have some alone time before heading to Paris' house where she had a St. Patrick's Day party.
Wow, Paris talked and flirted for a whole fifteen minutes? Damn, she must be turning into a prude. Normally only takes her thirty seconds of talking and flirting before she's going down on the guy. Course, she could've been giving him a hand-job or something I suppose. And let me tell you, when Paris gives you a hand-job, that's a hand-job.
(source)
