We don't have to wonder anymore how Lindsay Lohan feels about her recently unjailed father Michael, and neither does he - Lindsay has let him, and us, know in no uncertain terms that she wants nothing to do with him. The big confrontation, which must've been brewing ever since Michael's release from the slammer a couple of weeks ago, finally took place by phone. Lindsay called her father up, and rather than tearfully trying to reconcile with him, she told him, "You still haven't changed. Don't go near my mother ever again."
Ooh, that one had to hurt. Especially given the now bible-thumping Michael's desire to patch things up with his family. Or, maybe it didn't hurt. In typical Lohan fashion, Michael may in fact be in total denial about his daughter's repudiation. Michael, you see, has himself convinced that the real problem is Lindsay's uncle Paul Sullivan, a brother of Dina's. Michael, good and true paranoid maniac that he is, thinks Paul somehow framed him, getting him sent to prison. He's apparently convinced that Paul has been telling lies to Dina and Lindsay, and now that Paul himself is about to go to jail for mail fraud (nice freaking family), Michael thinks he will be able to talk his daughter back over to his side.
I don't know what y'all think, but for my money, the Lohan family drama beats any soap opera ever written hands down. I mean, what a bunch of delusional wack-jobs. Not a single one of them has the slightest relationship with reality whatsoever. Their entire existence is some kind of neurotic concoction. And just imagine being poor Lindsay - having to choose between your jailbird father and slut-hag mother. What a choice! Neither one of them is worth the powder to blow them to hell. If Lindsay had any sense she'd tell both of them to go take a long walk off a short pier. But, for the time being at least, she seems to have sided with Dina. And why not? Dina does nothing but enable her. Lindsay is clearly back on the sauce again, and where's Dina? Running around making inane comments to every magazine silly enough to give her a few lines. And Michael - yeesh, what a piece of work. Pitching crazy reality show ideas while quoting scripture. Yes, Michael the jailhouse convert. Gee, ain't that convenient? God, how long will it be before this piece of shit is back in the slammer? I don't know - what time is it?
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