The fools at TMZ, who have obviously been paid off, keep trying to convince us that Britney Spears's recent spate of "hospital" visits have been related to a bad molar. But the truth is that, far from being in any kind of pain except perhaps psychological, Britney has really been visiting the dentist to receive Zoom! whitening, and her manager Larry Rudolph has simply been lying about it.
So let me get this straight - Britney's getting her teeth whitened, but is so worried about people knowing that she's had her manager concoct this whole "molar" lie. Now think about this for a second people. This woman, in the past few months, has flashed her poon for cameras, passed out drunk in front of whole crowds of people, shaved her head in full view of cameras and attacked an SUV with an umbrella - but the thing she's ashamed about is having her teeth whitened. She literally lets everything else hang out for everyone to see, but damned if she's going to let on that her teeth are a little yellow. Oh my God - this chick is so gone.
By the way, tooth whitening isn't the only thing Britney has been indulging in lately. According to sources, Britney has gotten herself a bunch more tattoos since leaving rehab, and is currently hankering for the ultimate in complex-ridden eternal-little-girl bodyart: angel wings on her back. Oh Britney, do you really want to reduce yourself to the level of every angst-ridden 18-year-old on MySpace? Yes, I guess you do, don't you?
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