Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Jolie And Pitt Sell Pax Pictures For $2 Million. That'll Buy A Lot Of Cookies (And Shiloh Won't Get Any Of Them).

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly gotten $2 million from People magazine for the first photos of their new adopted son Pax Thien. People disputes the story, however, calling the $2 million figure "absurd," but going on to say that they "don't comment on the specifics of any negotiations."

Dang, $2 million for photos of Pax. That kid's bringing in the dough already. Unlike that little blob Shiloh, who's basically good for nothing, except sitting there gazing longingly at Zahara's cookies. I guess we know who Angelina's favorite is now - yeah, little Pax the earner. Now instead of schlepping Maddox everywhere, it'll be Pax Angelina drags to and fro on her efforts to save the world or at the very least make herself look like a caring person. And what's going to happen to poor little Maddox anyway, now that Pax has become Number 1 faux-son? Will he be doomed to spend his days sad and treatless alongside poor Shiloh? Ha - fat chance. That little dickens will have something up his sleeve, you can bet. Nobody messes with the Mad-Dog.

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