Eva Longoria puts her gambling addiction to good use at the Padre - Parents Against Cancer event in L.A. All right, Longoria isn't a gambling-addict. I just made that up. I kid Eva, cause I kind of like her. She seems funny and nice. However, by this picture, it is obvious that she has gross, gnarled witch-hands, and that sort of scares me. Sometimes, in the night, I can feel witch-hands wrapping themselves around my throat, then I wake up and it's my mother trying to strangle me again. That bitch just will not forgive me for being a homo.
