Pedophile Michael Jackson is mobbed by fans outside his hotel in London. Okay people, explain something to me - why is it that the only place Jackson isn't mobbed anymore is America? I thought America was a backward country full of slack-jawed yokels and gun-toting Bush supporters. Well, at least there's one thing we're ahead of the world in - not treating men who have sex with little boys like heroes. Seriously, these people ought to be ashamed of themselves.
And by the way - Jackson's hands. I thought Paris Hilton had the ugliest hands on earth until I saw this picture.
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Michael Jackson plants a kiss on one of his female fans:
If she had been thinking quickly, she could've snatched his putty-nose off and sold it for millions. Better luck next time, I guess (and I'd wash whatever he touched - seriously).
