Britney Spears has shown her face in public for the first time since leaving rehab, appearing at a place called Shu-Sushi House with some friends. So Britney went out for Sushi. And didn't drink? Didn't shave anything or tattoo anything or attack any photogs with umbrellas? Well, good for Britney. Maybe that month of rehab did the trick. Or maybe somebody finally put her on medication. Or, maybe, the real Britney is still in the hospital someplace, while her android replacement walks around having its picture taken...
Hmm, someone needs to get to the bottom of this Britney android-replacement conspiracy. This could have vast implications for the battle between humans and robots, not to mention the fact that I'm pretty sure androids don't have vaginas, which means no poon-shots. Unless scientists have finally created android vaginas. Oh, those mad-men, they'd really do it too. And with vaginas the androids will be able to reproduce, once the male ones figure out what to do, and then where will we be? Up to our armpits in anatomically-correct simulacra, that's where.
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