This is how Sienna Miller looks on her days off. I guess she's keeping a low profile. Either that or she's doing research for a role as a filthy crackhouse denizen. And what's with the scratch on her jaw? Every time I see this bitch she looks like she's just been in a parking lot brawl.
Maybe she needs to be more careful when she shaves. Naw, I kid Sienna. She's, uh, lovely. Anyway, I wonder how things are going with that transvestite stalker of hers. I don't see him around anywhere do you?
Hmm, I don't see any bodyguards in this picture either. Unless the dogs are the bodyguards. Maybe Sienna's stalker went away. Or maybe he never existed except inside of her warped little attention-starved mind. Fricking nutcase Sienna with her imaginary stalker...look out Sienna! Transvestite stalker!
Nah, just kidding. Made you look though, didn't I?
