The unholy union between gorgeous actress Catherine Zeta-Jones and Viagra-popping fossil Michael Douglas may be coming to a bitter end. A source close to the couple, who've been married for six years, reports that they can barely stand being in each other's presence anymore, and that Michael has become mean and sarcastic since Catherine was photographed holding hands with hunky actor Aaron Eckhart at an awards show. Says the source:
They used to spend loads of time together. Not any more. Back when they first got together and had really hectic schedules, they always made time for one another. But now, with endless time on their hands, they can barely stand being together. ... Whenever they're in the same room it usually turns into a blazing row ... It's a very combustible situation.
Michael recently showed his irritation during an interview, where he quipped that he would like to murder Catherine - in a movie. Said the vicious old dinosaur:
I'd be the villain, because nobody likes older guys with younger women. We'll get her a young leading man and I'll be the bad guy. And I'll off one of them.
Catherine reportedly became infuriated at this crack. If I were her I'd unhook the fucker's oxygen and beat it out of there. She's still fairly young - not even forty yet - and could easily hook herself a handsome young stud who likes a woman with a little experience. Meanwhile, Douglas might as well just haul himself to the La Brea tar pits and jump in. And bring that old fart of a father with him.
(source)
