Not long ago Crabbie praised Ryan Phillippe for his taste and self-restraint in not giving in to the negligible charms of Ashlee Simpson after being approached by the pitiful plastic-faced whore at a nightclub. Well, it looks like the Crabster may have spoken too soon - it appears now that Phillippe may actually have succumbed to the allure of Ms. Simpson one night at Les Deux. A source tells Australia's New Weekly magazine the following:
When Ryan and his friends arrived they were shown to the only table with any space left — where Ashlee and her friends were sitting. ... He couldn't keep his eyes off her in her very figure hugging little black dress. They seemed very into each other. Ashlee was really excited. You could tell she had a huge crush on him.
The source then goes on to describe what happened after the pair returned from a private room they had disappeared into:
They were up there for over an hour and came back looking dishevelled. We knew something went on. ... They took separate cars and met at her place. He spent the night! Ashlee is keeping quiet and just said how hot he was. They really hit it off. I think they will hook up again.
Well, there goes any respect Crabbie had for Ryan Phillippe. I mean, Ashlee Simpson? He can't really be attracted to her, can he? What the hell does that chick have to be attracted to? Her amputated shnoz? Her non-existent personality? Come on Ryan. You're a hot piece of Hollywood man-meat. You can have anyone (except Reese Witherspoon). Throw a rock in the air and it'll hit a chick hotter than Ashlee Simpson. Wow, Phillippe has no taste at all. I mean, the only way I could see any man being interested in Ashlee's snatch would be if you pulled her arm and quarters came spilling out of it. Other than that...
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