Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Lohan Unimpressed By Wilmer's Serenade


Wilmer Valderrama still carries a torch for Lindsay Lohan, whom he dated back in 2004. Ever the romantic, Wilmer tried showing his undying love for Lindsay at the nightclub Unik's karaoke party on Sunday night - only to be rebuffed most cruelly by his former squeeze.

A source told the New York Daily News about Wilmer's last-ditch musical play for Lindsay's heart. "He tried to talk to her," reports the source, "but she didn't have much time for him. Then he grabbed a microphone and said, 'Lindsay, this is for you.'" At which point Wilmer burst into a rendition of Matchbox 20's Back 2 Good, which features the following lyrics:

Its nothing, its so normal you
Just stand there I could say so much
But I dont go there cuz I dont want to
I was thinking if you were lonely
Maybe we could leave here and no one would know
At least not to the point that we would think so

Everyone here, knows everyone here is thinking about
Somebody else
Its best if we all keep it under our heads
I couldnt tell, if anyone here was feeling
The way I do
But Im lonely now, and I dont know how
To get it back to good

Aw, that's so sweet - too bad it didn't work. No, poor Wilmer's heartfelt appeal for one last chance did nothing to move Lindsay, who reportedly shouted back to him, "It's too late!" And Wilmer apparently didn't take the rejection very well. Said the source:

Wilmer tried to take it like a man. But he left a few minutes later.

Yes, and found a place to drown his sorrows I'm sure. Or at least muffle them by burying his face in some random skank's funky vagina.

(source)