The controversy over whether Britney was receiving treatment for a painful molar or getting her teeth whitened at Century City Medical Plaza the last few days has been resolved - by Britney's dentist himself. Said famed tooth-man Dr. Bill Dorfman:
C'mon give the kid a break! Just let her whiten her teeth. Britney came in here on Sunday. She had a tooth she wanted me to check. Unfortunately her driver accidentally went to the emergency room in Century City instead of my office. It's right in front. We checked her teeth. We did Zoom whitening. Everybody in Hollywood whitens their teeth.
What's the big deal about tooth whitening? I don't know Dr. Dorfman - why don't you ask Britney. She was the one who caused it to become a big deal by having her people lie about it. She gave photographers the run-around by making her driver take her to the emergency room with the obvious intention of making it look like there was something else going on. So, if it's no big deal, why not just admit it? It's bizarre to me that, of all the things Britney has to be ashamed of, some discoloration of her teeth is the one thing her mind has seized upon as actually being worth hiding. She'll flash her cooch for anyone with a Nikon, but damned if she's going to let us get a load of her nasty choppers. Jesus - the dumb bitch can't even figure out when to lie and when not to lie. Who's running her anyway? That fucking retard Larry Rudolph? No wonder her career's in the tank.
Britney, honey, do yourself a favor - fire these people. They are stupid. They can't even lie well. You will never have a comeback, ever, until you get some folks on your side who have a clue what they're doing.
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