Monday, March 26, 2007

Sharon Osbourne Makes Some New Friends


Reality star Sharon Osbourne has never been shy about attacking fellow celebs, and now thanks to British tabloid editor Piers Morgan's new book Don't You Know Who I Am?: Insider Diaries of Fame, Power and Naked Ambition, many of Osbourne's best quips, put-downs and all-out attacks have been immortalized in print. A selection of Osbourne's better work:

On Mick Jagger:

Mick Jagger is always up some lord or lady's arse on a Persian rug. He makes me sick.

On Madonna:

Madonna - what a cunt. I'd like to punch her.

On Melanie Griffith and her plastic surgery:

She's destroyed herself. Now she looks grotesque - it's so sad.

On another surgically-altered celeb, Michael Douglas:

That's another terrible face job. Poor cunt.

Sharon also calls U2's Bono a "twat," and dubs Diana Ross "an awful woman."

If Sharon wants to make some extra cash she should just rent herself out as a conversation-maker at parties. I'd hire her in a second.

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