Reality star Sharon Osbourne has never been shy about attacking fellow celebs, and now thanks to British tabloid editor Piers Morgan's new book Don't You Know Who I Am?: Insider Diaries of Fame, Power and Naked Ambition, many of Osbourne's best quips, put-downs and all-out attacks have been immortalized in print. A selection of Osbourne's better work:
On Mick Jagger:
Mick Jagger is always up some lord or lady's arse on a Persian rug. He makes me sick.
On Madonna:
Madonna - what a cunt. I'd like to punch her.
On Melanie Griffith and her plastic surgery:
She's destroyed herself. Now she looks grotesque - it's so sad.
On another surgically-altered celeb, Michael Douglas:
That's another terrible face job. Poor cunt.
Sharon also calls U2's Bono a "twat," and dubs Diana Ross "an awful woman."
If Sharon wants to make some extra cash she should just rent herself out as a conversation-maker at parties. I'd hire her in a second.
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