Why did Ryan Reynolds dump Alanis Morissette? Could it be because he doesn't like lesbians? Oh Alanis, go ride your bike. Feel wild and free. The wind in your hair. The bugs in your teeth. Pick some gravel out of your ass after you skid off the highway. Then go find yourself a nice female truck-driver and take a bath with her.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Alanis Digs Leather
Why did Ryan Reynolds dump Alanis Morissette? Could it be because he doesn't like lesbians? Oh Alanis, go ride your bike. Feel wild and free. The wind in your hair. The bugs in your teeth. Pick some gravel out of your ass after you skid off the highway. Then go find yourself a nice female truck-driver and take a bath with her.
