David Gest apparently decided the world wasn't hearing enough from him, cause lately he's just been yak-yak-yakking up a storm. Of course, his number one topic of conversation is himself. How he doesn't understand why people think he's gay, for one thing. I can probably clear that up in ten words or fewer David, but screw it - if you haven't figured it out by now, then no one can explain it to you. Oh, and now David's decided to regurgitate another little bit of unsolicited personal info: that, when he was a kid, his mother used to encourage him to do drugs. Here's what David said:
I smoked marijuana perhaps twice a week and took uppers and downers from the ages of 15 to 24. But that wasn't unusual then - it was towards the end of a hippy era. ... My parents knew I took pot. In fact my mother told me to go to my room to smoke so I wasn't out somewhere getting into trouble. Now I hate drugs. I constantly tell kids to stay away from them - they are the root of all evil.
David - that is so rich. You hate drugs? Why the hell did you marry Liza Minnelli then? Cause I always thought it was for her medicine cabinet. Didn't I read somewhere that, in the divorce settlement, you demanded custody of the Percocet? You don't take drugs. Right. And you never had any plastic surgery either. And you're never sucked a dick. Oh, and another little thing Dave - about your mom telling you to go to your room and do drugs? That wasn't to keep you out of trouble hon - she was hoping you'd overdose. The bitch hated you. And another thing, while we're on this subject - do you really think that telling people you smoked pot when you were 15 is going to make them think you're cool? Look at yourself David. You're a fat, old, bald fruit with a mug like Leatherface. And one more thing - you're constantly telling kids to stay away from drugs? Well, that's funny, cause I'm constantly telling kids to stay away from you. Drugs, David, are not the root of all evil - sick, deluded fuckers like you are.
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