Rumors are swirling that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's relationship is headed for the scrapheap. And Angelina apparently thinks there's trouble too - which is why she recently bought Brad a new motorcycle, and checked in to a luxury suite at the Roosevelt Hotel with him for a few hours of private time.
And does Angelina really think a shiny new motorcycle and a romp at the Roosevelt is going to be enough to make Brad forget that he's completely fed up with her kid-adopting, world-saving ways? Well, it was a really nice motorcycle - custom-built, apparently; plus Angelina bought him a new Ducati helmet (which must be a good helmet cause it has an Italian name). And of course there was the sex. But then again, how good could sex with Angelina really be at this point? I mean, have you seen her lately? She makes Nicole Richie look robust. I can't imagine sex is so hot when you're constantly taking sharp elbows and hip-bones to various parts of the body. Plus, how much energy can a sickly, emaciated, possibly on-the-verge-of-death Angelina really have? It must be like fucking a corpse. But, at least it was a really nice motorcycle.
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